According to a report published in today’s USA Today, the third fastest growing job in the U.S., behind “Service Unit Operators, Oil, Gas and Mining” and “Petroleum Engineers,” is “Music Directors and Composers.” Good news!
Wait. The median annual pay is $47,350.
As you were.
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Is it just me or is this statistic really so incredibly hilarious? Probably just me.
No, not just you.